February 2010
Dear Gaga Fans
Stop posting disgusting pictures of her from the grammy’s I don’t want to see her disgustingly huge man thighes and her 400 year old Vag creases from that hideous Fish costume.
-Love Brett
Found this awesome list and changed it a bit!
10 things you want:
A 6 pack
Tattoos
New Guitar
New Amp
Some recording stuff
New windshield wipers
A band
Summer
A reliable job
A lady ;)
9 musicians/bands you love:
Dallas Green (City & Colour)
The Devil Wears Prada
Jack White (The White Stripes)
Miss May I
Blink 182
A Day To Remember
Eminem
All That Remains
August Burns Red
8 things you do everyday:
Shower
Brush Teeth
...
Craigslist
Is going to be my best friend in the next few days.
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January 2010
“I don’t like to make stereotypes, but we all know basketball players...”
– Daniel Tosh
Sore throat :[
dakota-bruce:
brett-michael-woods:
FUCK
gooooood :D
Thanks for being a jerk :’[
Sore throat :[
FUCK
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what is a vagina?
I’m stumped…
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“Glitter is the herpies of craft supplies”
– Demetri Martain
You know your retarted
When you spell retarted wrong like I just did…
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becoming brett woods sounds a lot like becomming patrick star
Yeah it’s not hard to be retarded :D
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What are you doing all weekend? Because I think we should hang out again. Maybe a fun car ride or two even.
For the most part nothing. Jeff asked me if I wanted to go to some party in Ann Arbor with him, but i’m still debating that and yes I think we should hangout again.
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I miss you..
Miss you to.
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Anyone
Wanna Trade parents? Mine Suck.
Shitty morning
Average afternoon
Shitty night.
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Mind blown.
No I used it correctly actually douche bag….
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How do most Jeff’s spell their name? Geoff?
That would be mind blowing.
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Why can’t you spell my name right?
Why can’t you spell your name like all the other Jeffs!
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How does one become Brett Woods?
Simple Jeffery, One becomes the Brett Woods by doing what Brett Woods does best. Which is absolutely nothing.
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fuckprincecharming:
Roll Out (My Business)
...
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DUDE
dont lie you know you love the name bootsie bear
-_-
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Forgive and Forget - Miss May I
These guys and...
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I
Need more good days like this today :)
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dyou masturbate?
I beat it like I owe it money ;)
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Got any raisins?
I wish :’(
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YO MOMA
I beatcha mom like I beat nintendo up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right!
Thousand dolla’s cash MONNNNNNNNNNAY $$$$$$$$$
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WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE? :(
Lol I love family guy.
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take me
Only if your wearing hockey pads.
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I need
more interesting things to do in my life.
“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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what are you hoping for at the moment?
A girl or possibly some more ideas for the things I want to do.
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Rekindle
I got to see a close friend I haven’t seen in over 2 years. I must say It put me in a good mood :D
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Where do you live?
In the non-creeper-ist way possible, of course
Westland Michigan :D
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